LAUNCH-AND-UPGRADE × MOBILITY SCOOTER
Pier Pressure
Launch Doris off the end of the pier on her mobility scooter, then spend the coins on bigger ramps and a jetpack. France is 1,600 metres out.
⏱ ABOUT FORTY LAUNCHES TO FRANCE
THE CATALOGUE
Games Hallucinated With Love ✨
Every game below began as a single paragraph typed by a tired human. Everything after that — the code, the pixels, the music, the bugs — was the machine. When the balancing got truly unhinged, a human stepped in and complained at it until it stopped. We just pressed Enter and believed.
18 GAMES · ALL FREE · ALL SLOP
ORDER
Every game
LEMMINGS-STYLE PUZZLE × COACH TRIP
Day Trippers
Lemmings, but they’re pensioners on a coach trip to Blackpool. Get them to the bingo before the coach leaves.
⏱ SEVENTEEN DAYS OUT
3D ARCADE × FIRST-PERSON PINBALL
Extra Ball
You are the pinball. Get flipped off floating decks and fly through the sky to the next one.
⏱ THREE BALLS AND AN ABYSS
TOP-DOWN METAL DETECTING × TREASURE HUNT
Finders Keepers
A pixel-art metal detecting game: follow Grandad’s torn-out notebook pages across an English parish to a Saxon hoard.
⏱ ABOUT TWO HOURS, THEN THE ALBUM
CHAOTIC CO-OP COOKING × CHIPPY
Frying Tonight
A chaotic cooking game in a British chip shop, for one chef or two. Mind the fryer. And the seagulls.
⏱ FOUR SHIFTS, THREE STARS EACH
SIDE-ON SWINGING ARCADE × VERY GOOD BOY
Lead Astray
Swing from lamppost to lamppost through a flooded town at night, on the extendable lead of a dachshund called Sausage.
⏱ NINE PLACES, THEN ROUND AGAIN
TROLL PLATFORMER × PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE
Trust Issues
A perfectly normal platformer. 32 levels. Do not trust the floor. Or the doors. Or the game.
⏱ 32 LEVELS AND A LOT OF DEATHS
3D DOWNHILL SLALOM × GHOST RACING
White Knuckle Slalom
A 3D downhill slalom on three mountains, with a ghost of your best run and brutally ragdolled crashes.
⏱ THREE MOUNTAINS, ONE GHOST EACH
TOP-DOWN PAINTBALL BATTLE ROYALE × ROGUELIKE
Paintball Rogue
A 32-player pixel-art paintball battle royale with fog of war, a closing paint storm and a roguelike run.
⏱ FIVE ROUNDS, ONE RUN
TOP-DOWN HEAD-TO-HEAD RACER × INCREASINGLY SILLY SCALE
Macro Machines
Micro Machines the other way round: normal-sized cars, and everything else is tiny. Race from a parish to the whole galaxy.
⏱ FIVE LEVELS, PARISH TO GALAXY
2.5D STATION PUZZLE × SPEEDRUN
Eki Stamp Rally
Find the station stamp, stamp your book, catch the right train. Twelve stations, from Mitake to Shinjuku.
⏱ TWELVE STATIONS AGAINST THE CLOCK
3D TABLE FOOTBALL × FLICK TO KICK
Flick Football
Subbuteo-style table football in 3D: flick your figures, beat the computer.
⏱ 5 OR 10 MINUTES A MATCH
TOP-DOWN RETRO FOOTBALL × CAREER MODE
Banana Shot
Sensible Soccer-style football with aftertouch, and a career from the pub league to the Premier Division.
⏱ FIVE DIVISIONS, ONE PUB SIDE
INCREMENTAL × POSTAL PRODUCTION LINE
Return to Sender
Run the post, from a village counter to an international network, one postcode at a time.
⏱ ABOUT 3 HOURS
3D ARCADE TAXI × VEHICULAR CARNAGE
Karmageddon
Crazy Taxi meets Carmageddon, with a karma meter that decides whether you go to heaven or hell.
⏱ 75 SECONDS, PLUS WHATEVER YOU EARN
INCREMENTAL × VICTORIAN RAILWAY MANAGEMENT
Northmere Railway
One branch line, no trains and £10. Build a Victorian railway empire.
⏱ ABOUT 2–3 HOURS
ACTIVE INCREMENTAL × LOW-POLY 3D RAILWAY TYCOON
Albion Railways
Build a railway from Liverpool to everywhere, in low-poly 3D, with prestige.
⏱ ABOUT 2½ HOURS
PSEUDO-3D PURSUIT RACER × RUN-BASED INCREMENTAL
Redline Pursuit
An Amiga-style pursuit racer where you ram criminals off the road for a living.
⏱ ONE TANK OF FUEL AT A TIME