FARMING SIM ร THE GREAT DEPRESSION
Dust Bowl Homestead
Stardew Valley, but itโs the Great Depression and your farm is in the Dust Bowl. Pay off the bank before the dust buries you.
โฑ THREE YEARS, SPRING 1934 TO WINTER 1936
RHYTHM GAME ร COMMODORE 64
Guitar Hero on a Commodore 64, playing songs from 1993 to 2017. Loads from tape, obviously.
โฑ THIRTEEN SONGS, FOUR DIFFICULTIES ยท RUNS IN YOUR BROWSER ยท SAVES AUTOMATICALLY
Sandstorm, on a Commodore 64, seventeen years early. The machine synthesised a three-voice SID chip in your browser so that Smash Mouth could load from tape. History has been corrected.
THE PROMPT THAT STARTED IT ALL ๐ง
> Guitar Hero, but it's on the C64. It has anachronistic songs.โ
Thatโs it. Thatโs the brief. Everything else โ every line of code, every pixel, every note โ came out of the machine. Typos preserved for authenticity.Disclosure: a human may have intervened afterwards, when the machine made the first upgrade cost more than the GDP of Wales, or decided a run should last eleven hours. Even then, the human only fixed it by typing more prompts and sighing loudly. ๐ซ
SID Shredder is a Guitar Hero-style rhythm game made to look and sound like a Commodore 64 game. It plays songs from 1993 to 2017, the C64โs last years and after, as chiptune covers on a synthesised three-voice SID chip. It starts at a BASIC prompt, and every song loads from tape, with the striped border and the screech.
Notes slide down a highway in five fret colours: press the fret as a note crosses the line, and hold it for the tails. The SID only plays the songโs lead part while you hit its notes, so a miss cuts it out. Streaks raise the multiplier, and nailing a flashing phrase charges SID Power, which doubles it and turns the border to rainbow bars.
Thirteen songs, from Corona and the Spice Girls to Gangnam Style and Shape of You, each in full and most in a short version, with four difficulties and a practice mode that slows the tempo without changing the pitch. Run out of rock and the song stops with ?OUT OF ROCK ERROR. No cassettes were harmed. Several were rewound with a pencil.
A quick guide for your first session. The machine wrote the game; we wrote this bit from its README.
Press a key at the BASIC prompt and watch it load from tape. Pick a song and a difficulty on the setlist.
Press the fret (A, S, D, F or G) as each note crosses the line, and hold it for as long as the tail.
Hit notes in a row to build the multiplier, up to x4. Miss and the lead cuts out until your next hit.
Hit every note of a flashing phrase to charge SID Power, then press Space to double the multiplier.
Keep the rock meter up. If it empties, the song stops with ?OUT OF ROCK ERROR.
Use Practice mode to slow a song down, and Calibrate in Options if the notes feel early or late.
These are real screenshots. Somehow these are the least AI-looking images on the site.
FARMING SIM ร THE GREAT DEPRESSION
Stardew Valley, but itโs the Great Depression and your farm is in the Dust Bowl. Pay off the bank before the dust buries you.
โฑ THREE YEARS, SPRING 1934 TO WINTER 1936
TOP-DOWN ADVENTURE ร 60-SECOND DAYS
Every day on the island lasts one minute. Explore, change the world a little each run, and relight the lighthouse.
โฑ ABOUT HALF AN HOUR, A MINUTE AT A TIME