LAUNCH-AND-UPGRADE × MOBILITY SCOOTER
Pier Pressure
Launch Doris off the end of the pier on her mobility scooter, then spend the coins on bigger ramps and a jetpack. France is 1,600 metres out.
⏱ ABOUT FORTY LAUNCHES TO FRANCE
TOP-DOWN METAL DETECTING × TREASURE HUNT
A pixel-art metal detecting game: follow Grandad’s torn-out notebook pages across an English parish to a Saxon hoard.
⏱ ABOUT TWO HOURS, THEN THE ALBUM · RUNS IN YOUR BROWSER · SAVES AUTOMATICALLY
Given full creative control, the machine invented a dead grandad, a Saxon thane, a bull called Gerald and a detector that cannot tell gold from a ring pull. That last one is apparently realistic. We checked. Well, the AI checked.
THE PROMPT THAT STARTED IT ALL 🧠
> Create a fun game involving metal detecting, you have full creative control. Gameplay should be a couple of hours but also easy to pick up and play or replay once done.▌
That’s it. That’s the brief. Everything else — every line of code, every pixel, every note — came out of the machine. Typos preserved for authenticity.Disclosure: a human may have intervened afterwards, when the machine made the first upgrade cost more than the GDP of Wales, or decided a run should last eleven hours. Even then, the human only fixed it by typing more prompts and sighing loudly. 🫠
Finders Keepers is a top-down pixel-art metal detecting game set in Netherby, an English parish. Your grandad Alf left you his battered detector and a notebook with seven pages torn out, each hidden in a tobacco tin where he used to detect. The last one leads to the hoard of Wulfric, a Saxon thane who buried his treasure “under the wyrm” in about 870.
Sweep the coil with the mouse and listen: iron grunts, silver sings, and gold sounds just like a ring pull. A day runs from eight until six, about four minutes, and every dig costs time, so the game is in reading the signal and choosing what is worth digging. Fill your holes, or the landowners stop liking you.
Eight places to detect, eighty-eight kinds of find, and a finds table at the end of each day where you sell for better kit or donate to the museum for renown and better land. Treasure goes to the coroner. There’s also a Daily Dig, the same for everyone on the same day. No actual fields were dug up. Gerald the bull is entirely fictional, and furious about it.
A quick guide for your first session. The machine wrote the game; we wrote this bit from its README.
Walk with WASD or the arrows and sweep the coil with the mouse. Listen to the beep: louder means shallower, and the tone hints at the metal.
Hold Shift or the right mouse button to pinpoint, then press Space or click to dig under the coil.
Fill your hole with F and take the scrap away, or the landowner will think less of you.
Watch the clock: a day lasts from eight until six, and every dig costs time.
At the finds table, sell finds for better kit or donate them to the museum for renown and new permissions.
Follow Grandad’s notebook pages from place to place to find Wulfric’s hoard.
These are real screenshots. Somehow these are the least AI-looking images on the site.
LAUNCH-AND-UPGRADE × MOBILITY SCOOTER
Launch Doris off the end of the pier on her mobility scooter, then spend the coins on bigger ramps and a jetpack. France is 1,600 metres out.
⏱ ABOUT FORTY LAUNCHES TO FRANCE
LEMMINGS-STYLE PUZZLE × COACH TRIP
Lemmings, but they’re pensioners on a coach trip to Blackpool. Get them to the bingo before the coach leaves.
⏱ SEVENTEEN DAYS OUT